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The Worst Places to Make Love

PDA, also known as Public Display of Affection is not tolerated by many. However, some indulge in this kind of affection. Disgusting, I know. Here are four places where you should never, ever make love.

A bar-

It probably happens a lot but to hook up in a bar is straight up nasty. First of all, people are coming in and out of bar restrooms throwing up and doing god knows what else. Secondly, there are tons of diseases to catch not just on the bar stools but in those dirty stalls, why would anybody in their right mind want to mix their juices in the pool of death. This is especially gross if the couple is drunk, who knows what they might accidentally touch!

A museum-

Not only is this extremely unconstitutional, it is just a weird fetish. Why would you want to show your love for somebody around old dinosaur fossils and kept human body parts? Plus, are there any beds or couches to choose from? Unless you want to lay on cold floors or attempt using a tiny fold up chair, I would suggest to never make love in a museum of any kind. The ticket you will get for violating the code of conduct in a government building is outrageous; you don’t want to find out the hard way.

The workplace-

This is just wrong. It may be an adrenaline rush to most but really, you could get fired, applauded (in a negative way), or undercut every single day to follow. Why would you deliberately spread rumors about yourself? The worse thing that can happen, and it probably will, is that you two get caught on tape. That’s not exactly employee satisfaction.

The Church-

To put bluntly, this is sinning. Not only that, it’s just kind of creepy. Who would want to make love in the holiest of holies. It’s just wrong, who would go for that? If this is something you and your hubby get excited about, it’s time to enter hell. You two have some extreme issues.

When it comes to making love, it’s okay to keep it in your house and in the bedroom. By all means, use the floor, do it up against the wall, maybe even take it out into the kitchen, but never ever have sex in a bar, a museum, a church, or your place of employment. All of these can doom you whether it be health related, legally, or eternally. Keep it in your pants and wait to make babies on your own time.

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